Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Worst line of the week

Not only the worst line of the week, but possibly the worst line of the month, the year, the decade....

From Blade: Trinity:

Abigail Whistler (Jessica Biel), is describing her weapon, (a bow-shaped contraption with an energy beam instead of the bow string), and she fires it up, holding it in her hand, and brags:

(wait for it....)

"It's half as hot as the sun."

So that energy beam is a whopping 13.5 MILLION degrees Farenheit. And nobody in the room so much as breaks out in a sweat.

I caught the movie three days ago on cable. I'm still laughing.

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